OLD GEEZER 11:45 Thu Jan 28
Vinny Jones Brut advert
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I’ve booed him and called him a dirty bastard but I really wish Vinny had played for WH. I’ve seen his Brut advert loads of times and it never fails to make me laugh. We would have loved him at UP.
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Mr Kenzo
11:46 Thu Jan 28
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So we should have signed Vinny based on his choice of deodorant?
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BRANDED
11:52 Thu Jan 28
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He’s a it too HEMEL HEMPSTEAD for my tastes.
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mallard
11:52 Thu Jan 28
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Extremely poor footballer
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Side of Ham
11:58 Thu Jan 28
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He seems to have a country bumpkin twang now in his accent on that advert....why's this? Was his 'lock stock' accent fake?
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OLD GEEZER
12:02 Thu Jan 28
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No you are just not getting it. Footballer- not great, Brut-who cares. There have been plenty of average players that we loved for their personality and fuck you attitude. Think Repka.
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IsaacHock
12:17 Thu Jan 28
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I get you OG, I'm the same. I really wish David Beckham had played for us when he was knocking about with the OLD SPICE girl, and Cantona as well, around the era he did that HAI KARATE kick at Crystal Palace.
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Mr Kenzo
12:19 Thu Jan 28
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Still bitter about that goal he scored for Leeds at Upton Park when we lost 1-0. It came form a corner and went in off his shin...CUNT
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Side of Ham
12:21 Thu Jan 28
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I'll stick with Martin Allen thanks.....
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Mad Dog
12:23 Thu Jan 28
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I hate brùt.
But that might be predominantly because on my stag do I got doused in whole bottle.of it.
I fucking stank
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Side of Ham
12:26 Thu Jan 28
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Possibly your mates piss in a Brut bottle..... :-(
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Northern Sold
12:26 Thu Jan 28
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Anyone remember that 50 50 between Jones and the Bish?? Bish came out with the ball and left Jones in a crumpled mess... I laughed then and still laugh now... he's a better actor than he was a footballer and hes a shit actor
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Sven Roeder
12:54 Thu Jan 28
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The hard man of football making a living in atrocious films and after shave ads?
All bark and no bite
If he'd played against someone like Billy Bonds he'd have left the stadium in several specimen jars with instructions as to how to reinsert his skeleton back into his jellyfish body
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Side of Ham
12:57 Thu Jan 28
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I always give Vinnie the benefit of the doubt as he was a Hod Carrier before the football career, that ain't an easy earner.....
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Northern Sold
1:01 Thu Jan 28
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He was not hard.... dirty yes... a bully behind kung fu fash and co... 100%... but hard?? Do fuck off... same as all those Crazy Gang cunts... when we eventually stood up to them (the league cup game) they shat themselves... Julian and Alvin had them on toast...
Players like Smith, Harris, Storey, Harford and co would have spat out Jones
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Sven Roeder
1:04 Thu Jan 28
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You have to say fair play to him
As said he used to work seriously hard for a living but has ,with minimal talent ,been able to make a living as a professional footballer and the entertainment industry
My only fear is that once we escape lockdown we will be confronted with endless scrotes reeking of Brut posing down the pub in their silly flat caps. Awwwright MATE
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Manuel
1:05 Thu Jan 28
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Don't mind Vinny, and now spends his life wealthy and retired playing golf everyday in LA.
Was a terrible footballer though, wouldn't get anywhere near a PL side today.
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Mr Kenzo
1:09 Thu Jan 28
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Not bad for a terrible player
1984–1986 Wealdstone 38 (2)
1986 IFK Holmsund 22 (1)
1986–1989 Wimbledon 77 (9)
1989–1990 Leeds United 46 (5)
1990–1991 Sheff United 35 (2)
1991–1992 Chelsea 42 (4)
1992–1998 Wimbledon 177 (12)
1998–1999 QPR 9 (1)
Total 446 (36)
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Eerie Descent
1:27 Thu Jan 28
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He is, without question, the worst top level football player i have ever seen play live.
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Sniper
1:29 Thu Jan 28
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Essence of man
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Come On You Irons
1:39 Thu Jan 28
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You're easily pleased Old Geezer. That advert makes me cringe every time I see it due to Jones' absolutely cringeworthy, awful 'acting'.
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